That's amazing, Zenitsu! It looks a little bit like a shamisen, too. There's a lot of nice people here, aren't there? The person you've met must have a really generous heart.
[ A lot of sad scents too, it wafts around more than a handful of people he has talked to here. He hopes Zenitsu's new friend is all right. ]
The girl with the guitar? [ Zenitsu clarifies, and then gives his usual weird giggles. ] Her name's Cyan!
At first I was a little scared because she had cat ears and tail, but she's super nice and cute! She also helped with learning how to use this phone-tablet thing too!
[ Just thinking about her made his face look dumb. Well it's always dumb, but it's the goofy smile version. ]
You've got a super cute younger sister with you and you go looking at other girls too!?!? What's up with "Cyan-sama"??!? What happened between you two that would make you call her that?!
[ DO YOU REALLY THINK HE WOULD GET MARRIED WITHOUT SHOWING HIS BRIDE TO HIS FAMILY GRAVE FIRST. HE ISN'T THE TYPE TO ELOPE, WHAT THE FUCK ZENITSU. HOW DOES MARRIAGE EVEN WORKS WHEN HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HIS BRIDE COMES FROM. ]
She gave me strawberries to eat and I don't have my money with me, so I'm in debt with her now!
How can I be a womanize when I haven't even dated one girl!?!!?
[ He's still yelling, please stop he'll be bald before he hits 16. Tanjiro might not hear it, but Zenitsu might hear the faint sounds of beeping from the distance coming closer. ]
Robots with police hats come slam open the door SWAT team style- Just kidding, they politely knocked before entering the premises. They're here to arrest violence-causing trouble makers.
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[ A lot of sad scents too, it wafts around more than a handful of people he has talked to here. He hopes Zenitsu's new friend is all right. ]
What's her name?
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At first I was a little scared because she had cat ears and tail, but she's super nice and cute! She also helped with learning how to use this phone-tablet thing too!
[ Just thinking about her made his face look dumb. Well it's always dumb, but it's the goofy smile version. ]
I'm pretty sure she likes me!!
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[ That makes a lot sense now, of course it was Cyan that Zenitsu had met. ]
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"Sama"?
What? ]
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[ Is this deja vu? Zenitsu's doing the super low voice. ]
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5/???
You've got a super cute younger sister with you and you go looking at other girls too!?!? What's up with "Cyan-sama"??!? What happened between you two that would make you call her that?!
What the heck!!!!!!
Ok I'm done
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yeah tanjiro, prepare to die (x2) ]
Repent with death, Tanjiro.
thank u for the good food
[ DO YOU REALLY THINK HE WOULD GET MARRIED WITHOUT SHOWING HIS BRIDE TO HIS FAMILY GRAVE FIRST. HE ISN'T THE TYPE TO ELOPE, WHAT THE FUCK ZENITSU. HOW DOES MARRIAGE EVEN WORKS WHEN HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HIS BRIDE COMES FROM. ]
She gave me strawberries to eat and I don't have my money with me, so I'm in debt with her now!
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HAAAAAHH?!?!?
What kinda bumpkin are you?!? When that happens you repay with money when you get some!!!
[ jfc ] I can't believe you!!!!
[ actually, he can but...he still can't. ]
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[ It works in his hometown so it automatically works in most places, right?? ]
Nothing happened! We just share smoothies.
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[ also, ]
SHARED SMOOTHIES!?!?!?!?!
[ his voice screeches ]
You two shared smoothies!?! Together?!?! One drink!!?!?!?! UNFORGIVABLE!!!!
[ ok nevermind the katana, there a jist of common sense left in him to not use that. instead he'll grab tanjiro by the hair to pull at it. ]
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[ It's no good, his voice isn't reaching to Zenitsu at this rate. Tanjiro's probably going to have a bald spot sooner than getting Zenitsu to stop. ]
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I'm jealous!!!! [ more screeching and there goes a small clump of tanjiro's hair. ]
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[ He's still yelling, please stop he'll be bald before he hits 16. Tanjiro might not hear it, but Zenitsu might hear the faint sounds of beeping from the distance coming closer. ]
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[ And then he abruptly stops as he hears the beeping. That sends a chill down Zenitsu's spine. ]
...Wh-what's that beeping? Why's it coming closer??
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[ He's starting to hear the beeping. Now that he's free from his hair being yanked he could focus on the scent. Oil, metal, acid... ]
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[ FREEZE IT'S THE HUG POLICE
Robots with police hats come slam open the door SWAT team style- Just kidding, they politely knocked before entering the premises. They're here to arrest violence-causing trouble makers.
It's time you get in the paddy wagon, pal. ]
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serves him right for being a dumb idiot ]
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