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[zapdope]

Inbox post for Zenitsu.

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[ Currently also living with Misuri Kanroji, Sasuke Sarutobi, Giyu Tomioka ]

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[zapdope]

[ WHAT THE FUCK YOURSELF TANJIRO ]

HAAAAAHH?!?!?

What kinda bumpkin are you?!? When that happens you repay with money when you get some!!!

[ jfc ] I can't believe you!!!!

[ actually, he can but...he still can't. ]

[scentsitivity]

You can work to repay your debt, that just means you don't get any money!!!

[ It works in his hometown so it automatically works in most places, right?? ]

Nothing happened! We just share smoothies.

[zapdope]

You still earn money!! You just turn it around and pay the person back instead of keeping the money!!!

[ also, ]

SHARED SMOOTHIES!?!?!?!?!

[ his voice screeches ]

You two shared smoothies!?! Together?!?! One drink!!?!?!?! UNFORGIVABLE!!!!

[ ok nevermind the katana, there a jist of common sense left in him to not use that. instead he'll grab tanjiro by the hair to pull at it. ]

[scentsitivity]

IT'S NOT-! [ yank ]IT'S NOT LIKE- [ yank ] ZENITSU CUT THAT OUT!!

[ It's no good, his voice isn't reaching to Zenitsu at this rate. Tanjiro's probably going to have a bald spot sooner than getting Zenitsu to stop. ]

[zapdope]

Shut up you womanizer!!! [ he doesn't even know what he's talking about ]

I'm jealous!!!! [ more screeching and there goes a small clump of tanjiro's hair. ]

[scentsitivity]

How can I be a womanize when I haven't even dated one girl!?!!?

[ He's still yelling, please stop he'll be bald before he hits 16. Tanjiro might not hear it, but Zenitsu might hear the faint sounds of beeping from the distance coming closer. ]

[zapdope]

It doesn't matter if dated her or not, it's the fact that you wooed her—

[ And then he abruptly stops as he hears the beeping. That sends a chill down Zenitsu's spine. ]

...Wh-what's that beeping? Why's it coming closer??

1/2

[scentsitivity]

What's coming closer Zenitsu? Is it a demon--

[ He's starting to hear the beeping. Now that he's free from his hair being yanked he could focus on the scent. Oil, metal, acid... ]

[scentsitivity]

The robots?! But why would they go here.

[ FREEZE IT'S THE HUG POLICE

Robots with police hats come slam open the door SWAT team style- Just kidding, they politely knocked before entering the premises. They're here to arrest violence-causing trouble makers.

It's time you get in the paddy wagon, pal. ]

[zapdope]

[ And Zenitsu screamed and was carried away.

serves him right for being a dumb idiot ]

[scentsitivity]

[ Arrested for Jealousy Crimes ]